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A fresh out of basic airman was in transit to his first duty assignment. When exiting the restroom at the airport, three other service members looked at him assuming he had used the facility and commented. In our branch of the military, they teach us to wash our hands after we use the restroom. The Airman turned and commented, they won't take someone in my branch of the service unless we know enough not to pee on ourselves.

A fresh out of basic airman was in transit to his first duty assignment. When exiting the restroom at the airport, three other service members looked at him assuming he had used the facility and cemented. In our branch of the military, they teach us to wash our hands after we use the restroom. The Airman turned and commented, They won't take someone in my branch of the service unless we know enough not to pee on ourselves.

DOWNTOWN LA< AND THE DEMORCRATS< for the repulic, dont tread on me BASTARD SNAKES HAHA

POLIC ARE A JOKE hahaah

ARMY = Aren't Ready for Marines Yet, but don't worry, we'll get you trained.

This is a true story. My 1st MOS was 33S, and in the reserves I was dead-ended at Spec 5, and therefore not eligible for retirement, so I changed to MOS 31V. I traded in my Spec5 patch for SGT stripes, and became a Communications Supervisor. As a 33, I had plenty of experience with radios, not so much with running field wire for telephones. So in my first time in a field exercise, I said to my trusty Spec4 31K Wireman You mind the radios

True story... an old high school friend who was in the Navy posts a picture of a battle ship on my Facebook wall and asks me, If Marines are so great

Sailor at port goes into a bar and asks the bartender where he can get screwed. The bartender tells him to go down the hall and knock on the door. The sailor does as instructed and a burly voice asks what do you want?" The sailor replies

where are the HEADLIGHTS on a destroyer---------in the HEAD.

Me and my friend you like a joke

Marine and sailor sitting at a bar. The marine asks why didn't you join the marines"? The sailor replied that he tried to

My 1st week in Lackland AFB , Texas. A new recruit started singing the marine hymn Our Drill Instructor was coming out of our barracks and heard him. The drill instructor had him go into the barracks and sing the whole song. Then was put KP