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Admiral:Soldier, do you have any change for a dollar? Soldier:Sure buddy. Admiral:That's no way to talk to a admiral now do you have any change for a dollar? Soldier:NO SIR! |
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| PHILLIP [SKIP] RIDER | |
    
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| While standing in a very long checkout line at the USAF commissary, I started up a conversation with the older gentleman in line ahead of me. Based on his drawl, I could tell he was obviously a Southerner and I really enjoyed listening to stories of things he had done while in the service. He in turn asked me about what I did in the USCG, making the time pass more pleasantly. Before I knew it, we were at the head of the line. Just as he started to push his cart to the next open register, a middle-aged woman cut in front of him and began putting her groceries on the belt. Before he could say a word, she looked him square in the eye and in a very rude tone declared ?I am the Colonel?s wife!? Without missing a beat the retiree put forth his best smile and replied ?Well Ma?am, you tell him we all just love his chicken!? | |
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| TOLD TO TREAT HIS MILITARY HOUSING AS HE WOULD IF HE OWNED IT, THE CHIEF QUICKLY MOUNTED A SIGN IN THE FRONT YARD. "FOR SALE" | |
| E.L.MORELL | |
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| HOW COME PEOPLE DON'T TELL THE TRUTH IS BEYOND ME.THERE WAS THIS LADY WHO ALWAY SHOPS AT THIS CLOTHING STORE AND EVERYTIME WHEN SHE PAIDS HER BILL THIS TALKING BIRD SAYS TO HER , YOU ARE ONE WOMAN UGLY WOMAN&&*( SO AFTER A YEAR OF THIS THE WOMAN CONFRONTED THE OWNER. I SPEND A LOTS OF MONEY HERE AND EVERTYIME I COME IN HERE THAT BIRD ALWAY DISS ME, THE OWNER SAID MA I AM SORRY THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN I PROMISE YOU! SO A FEW WEEKS LATER THE WOMAN CAME BACK AS SHE WAS SHOPPING SHE WAS TAKING A PEEK AT THE BIRD TO SEE WHAT HE WAS DOING THE BIRD WAS NOT MAKING A SOUND SHE PAID HER BILL AND SHE WAS LEAVING THE STORE SHE LOOKED BACK AT THE BIRD AND THE BIRD SAID """OH YOU KNOW"" | |
| Rufus John Wilson | |
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| A Grneral driving by a retired DAV home standing in his yard and ask the Soldier where the road went in front of him, Soldier said he didn't know!, seeing the crossroad ahead, ask where it went to the right, Soldier replied I don't Know! General said you don't anything, do you, yard bird? the soldier told the GENERal! I am not lost's SIR! | |
| Dan Holdredge | |
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